Sleepy Sunday Truffle on a Dime

1. Mix 1lb hyperactive-brother & pooch into early morning dozing till awake and bleerily looking at Fox 8 through rubbed eyes
2. Stir in 4oz of contended-to-have-chickens-under-wings Susan to TV sofa and need with bare hands till soft and warmly cosy
   
3. Abruptly add 1 dollop father till 3/4 mixture is ready to head on 100k bike
   
4. Separate male ingredients and bake till exhaustion (skin will be lightly brown with a hint of scarlet)
5. Recombine males with mixture and add 1 tablespoon of mum's cooking (fight the temptation to taste here!)
6. Let rest for afternoon before reheating for evening's entertainment
7. Ice carefully with some final calories on top
   
8. Sprinkle Australian Idol and Rove to garnish
9. Serves 4-5 routinely.